this girl has a way with words...

 

note!: this hand-penned matchbook sold on ebay for $39.00 plus s&h "The only meat in my mouth comes on a six foot stick." Tasty...

and exotic eyes

maybe you already know about Kari Ferrell the Hipster Grifter; her story has been getting a lot of attention at self-referencing NYCentric sites like Gothamist and Gawker.  this little pixie is sexy, clever and better at stringing phrases than their writers (and as of this writing, incarcerated in Philadelphia, friend to no man...or woman).

 

 

  

 

   

this chick has sprayed her scent all over the place; I just screened a video in which she asks some guy at a bat mitzvah if he "wants to go spelunking in my cavernous ___________."  if you want more exploits of this slinky minky korean american jack-mormon you should have already clicked by now. 

mmmm...sassy.