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Have
An
Eyes
Day!
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hey!
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This
swill
make
you
a
tea
drinker.
Awful,
weak,
tepid,
sweet
canned
coffee;
seen
in
the
kung-fu
grip
of
many
a
Japanese
male.
Coca-Cola®
group
markets
batches
of
the
stuff.
Repeat
Offenders:
BOSS
(pictured),
Georgia,
Wonda.
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Chopstickology:
Advanced.
Permission
of
Instructor
Required.
Prerequisites:
Japanese
418,
Physics
427,
Kinesiology
512
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Flench
Toast
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on
a
clear
day...you
can
see
fcking
wires
everywhere.
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this
answers
a
lot
of
questions...
a
rackful
of
false
eyelashes,
in
all
wacky
unnatural
permutations,
for
sale
at
the
100
yen
store
(=
99
cent
store).
they
could
just
sell
JR
train
passes
right
next
to
them
for
one-stop
shopping.
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spring
is
springing
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5'4".
6'1"
in
hat.
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File
Under:
Do
As
I
Say,
Not
As
I
Do
(RIP
DFW)
(
-_-)
A
little
more
David
Foster
Wallace
"As
I'm
sure
you
guys
know
by
now,
it
is
extremely
difficult
to
stay
alert
and
attentive,
instead
of
getting
hypnotized
by
the
constant
monologue
inside
your
own
head
(may
be
happening
right
now).
Twenty
years
after
my
own
graduation,
I
have
come
gradually
to
understand
that
the
liberal
arts
cliché
about
teaching
you
how
to
think
is
actually
shorthand
for
a
much
deeper,
more
serious
idea:
learning
how
to
think
really
means
learning
how
to
exercise
some
control
over
how
and
what
you
think.
It
means
being
conscious
and
aware
enough
to
choose
what
you
pay
attention
to
and
to
choose
how
you
construct
meaning
from
experience.
Because
if
you
cannot
exercise
this
kind
of
choice
in
adult
life,
you
will
be
totally
hosed.
Think
of
the
old
cliché
about
quote
the
mind
being
an
excellent
servant
but
a
terrible
master."
DFW,
2005
commencement
speech
at
Kenyon
College
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fall
in
love
all
over
again...
shiina
ringo.
live,
lovely.
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--I.
Kant
(grasp
much
of
what
he
says...but
feel
it
needs
to
be
tackled)
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i
got
my
mind
on
my
money
and
my
money
on
my
mind.
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(+_<)
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I
checked
(the
box)..."has
trouble
sleeping."
Where
it
asked
"What
do
you
do
when
you
can't
sleep?"
I
put
that
I
drank.
--Spalding
Gray,
plagiarizing
my
life,
in
Swimming
to
Cambodia.
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Organic
Japanese
carrots.
I
feel
they
have
a
guy
on
the
payroll
somewhere
to
smear
extra
dirt
on
them,
for
authenticity. |
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Greetings...from
the
Land
of
the
Setting
Sun
(p.s.
eyes
out!
there
is
a
lot
of
extraneous
and
ill-placed,
seemingly
forgotten,
barbed-wire
stretched
out
across
this
land.)
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oh
shit
(my
pants)!
the
one
western
toilet
has
been
hermetically
sealed
shut.
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hey...I'm
an
adult.
I
like
parties.
let's
have
a
look-see...
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it
could
have
happened
to
a
nicer
person...but
i'm
glad
it
didn't.
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hmm.
can't
read
all
that
kanji...but
think
I
get
the
bullet
points.
(representative
of
the
many
spam
mails
I
get
now
that
computers
in
the
service
of
J-vice
have
extracted
my
cell
phone
address
from
somewhere
out
of
the
ether.)
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His
and
Hers
prayer
beads.
Color-coded
&
clearly
labeled
so
there's
no
confusion.
These
are
for
sale
at
the
100
Yen
shop,
in
the
Buddhist
altar
accessories
section.
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pray
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so
cute
it
hurts
so
good.
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ocha
steaming
from
a
chipped
cup.
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Incense.
Made
in
Japan.
Sparkly.
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stay
free
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on
anda
on
and
on
on
da
don
and
The
Beat
don't
stop
until
the
break
a
dawn.
(...remember
dawg,
that
says
"Pro"
not
"Ho".)
Beat
liking
what
he
sees
in
his
ECC
Professionette.
(check
vid
starting
at
3:31
for
the
dopeass
lyricizing.)
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case
in
point
#3,742,
619
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they
clean
up
nice,
though.
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p
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Big
night
at
the
shrine...as
the
bucket
of
empty
1.8
liter
bottles
of
nihon-shu
sake
will
attest.
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certified
organic...and
dirty.
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fellow
readers:
if
you
like
this
site
please
spread
the
word
like
human
manure
over
an
Edo
Period
rice
field.
thanks.
doumo
arigatou!
posting
a
link
to
this
site
also
much
appreciated
and
good
karma
for
you.
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Goodnight...sweet
dreams
...Oyasuminasai.
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hey!
again!
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