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covering
all
bases:
...in
the
Gideon
drawer,
Rose
Hotel,
Chinatown,
Yokohama.
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the
girls
are
cute,
the
mascots
are
cute,
the
beers
are
cute.
no,
I
don't
have
hands
like
a
ham-fisted
ape;
these
cans
are
really
that
small.
135ml,
about
a
double
shot.
the
shop
owner gave me
a
couple for being customer of the month, but these
little
nippers
are
for sale singly &
by
the
case.
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avoid
the
pigpandemic!!
embrace
the
japandemic!!!
stay
safe
everyone...masks
on!
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got
the
machine
so
overclocked
I
had
to
pop
the
hood
to
prevent
another
shutdown
due
to
"a
thermal
event."
scared
the
bejeesus
out
of
me
first
few
times
that
message
flashed.
(the
DELL
gets
the
job
done
well
enough,
but
hot
&
noisy
as
a Brazilian
hooker.)
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 even
in
this
economy,
if
they're
clean
&
well-behaved,
that's
a
fair
enough
deal. (note
how
in
japan
they
list
the
larger
number
first;
this
is
a
common
trend
in
all
dealings
numerical.
for
example,
"There
were
4
or
3
people
who
came
late."
not
wrong,
necessarily,
just
queer.)
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an
otaku
is
born...
jr
high
train-boy
drooling
over
the
lady
train
driver
as
she
grips
shafts
and
pushes
levers
and
grinds
on
gears.
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one
of
my
new
faux-old
kirin
beer
glasses.
(not
the
other
mormon
preacher,
as
sloppy
page
layout
may
have
led
you
to
believe)
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File
Under:
A
Little
Alliteration
mesmerized
mormon
missions
mac
mayhem!
at
the
mac
superstore,
osaka.
some
Mormon
missionaries,
happy
to
be
off
their
bikes
and
out
of
the
sun,
still
wearing
their
nametags
etched
with
"Elder
Josiah"
and
whatnot.
the
Mormons
I
have
come
across
have
all
been
good,
decent
people,
and
serve
to
uplift
the
race....but
from
the
looks
of
these
guys
even
gaming
of
this
sort,
to
say
nothing
of
macs,
are
still
verboten
in
the
Land
of
Zion,
whence
they
came
and
unto
whom
they
shall
return.
once
they
bag
a
few
locals
...one
way
or
another
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A
recent
letter
from
a
reader:
Thanks!
I
just
got
here
as
an
English
teacher
about
a
month
ago,
and
I
wanted
to
say
thanks!
Not
only
is
the
site
quite
entertaining,
but
I'm
learning
stuff
too,
who'da
thunk
it?
May
you
prosper
greatly
good
sir.
Casey
thanks
for
the
good
wishes...glad
to
be
of
some
help
&
could
use
some
prosperity.
this
site
is
actually
part
of
a
work-release
program
from
karmic-debtors
prison,
paying
off
years
of
selfishness
and
misguided
thinking...best
of
luck
here
&
make
our
people
proud.
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dude,
you've
got
crabs!
actually,
just
one.
but
it's
fckng
huge!
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pink shoes, osaka
stn.
high
noon.
the face attached to
this
bit
of
lovely, while sweet, was enveloped in the sneaky
giggling
midday
bubble
of
glee
which suggests new
infidelity.
...perhaps my imagination gets the better of
me,
but
I'm
usually
a
pretty
good judge of bad character.
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(x
.
x)
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an
ordinary
person
spends
his
life
avoiding
tense
situations;
repo
man
spends
his
life
getting
into
tense
situations.
--repo
man
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changing
of
the
guard...
riders
piling
off
the
train
at
kyoto
station
as
a
ravenous
pack
just
as
large
eyes
the
vacating
seats
through
the
glass,
and
schemes.
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shoes
and
legs
(I
had
to
move
my
boner
out
of
the
way
just
so
I
could
take
this
picture.)
I
wouldn't
say
it's
a
フェチ
fechi...
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...but
I
suppose
there
are
others
who
wouldn't
say
it
isn't.
Kyoto
Station,
making
for
the
subway.
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just
packing
some
good
ole
american
mega
sausage...
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(>_+)
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(+_<)
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ready...
set...
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go!
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another
light
turns
from
red
to
green.
umeda,
osaka.
bye!
...call
me.
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Lived
on
the
Inside.
Seen
from
the
Outside.™
|
some
pachinko
drones
chain-smoking
away
monday
afternoon.
as
you
gaze
at
this
picture,
have
someone
jackhammer
your
head
inside
a
running
747
engine
while
he
waterboards
you
with
a
smoke
cannon,
and
it'll
be
just
like
being
here.
the
pachinko
parlor
is
a
psychotically
noisy
bastion
of
transfixed,
cig-huffing
desperation,
and
sensory
overload
yakuza
cash
cow.
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ni
san
going
going
gone
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Greetings
from
the
United
States
Obamerica.
We
(sometimes)
Come
in
Peace.
|
more
train
bling.
some
hanging
from
the
ceiling,
and
a
little
bit
dead
ahead,
for
real.
there
is
no
sane
reason
to
drive
a
car
in
this
country,
anywhere,
ever.
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a
lineup
of
seagull
booty,
yokohama
harbor.
|
Kyoto,
2009
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call
it
like
you
see
it
|
who
be
doing
what
to
whom?
eyes
on
the
prize
(cont'd)
a
bank
of
monitors
hovering
above
the
JR
train
platform,
general
area
of
osaka.
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Some
old
skool
bling,
furniture
row,
Kyoto.
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(
^
o
^
)
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judge
no
one.
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