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Hey!
Come
on
in!!!

H
&
C:
a
couple
of
nice
sunshiney
girls
handing
out
fliers
for
their
hair
salon.
(P.S.
Japanese
girls
are
sweet
&
friendly
&
the
best.)
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mono
no
aware

The
short,
sweet
season
of
the
sakura
exemplifies
this
very
Japanese
concept
that
a
thing
is
special
&
precious
precisely
because
it
is
fleeting.
So
pay
attention
to
that...not
the
noise
in
your
head.
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(in
a
narrative
that
slices
&
dices
the
time-space
continuum
like
Pulp
Fiction,
or
like
Memento,
b/c
the
ending
comes
first.
I
lay
out
the
brief
story...it
went
a
little
something
like
this.
1.
The
Approach,
via
the
down
escalator.
The
uphill
advantage
&
surprise
on
my
side.
hmmm...what
might
this
be?
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Ahh...The
Cruelest
Month

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Pride
Goeth
Before
The
Fall:
Kyoto,
Japan.
(A
Land
that
does
not
take
marijuana
lightly.)
"What?
You
think
I'm
some
guy
that
doesn't
have
money!?!"
...and
he
whips
a
hefty
bag
of
weed
from
his
pocket
to
flaunt
his
wealth
like
ducats
and
homeboy
dookie-ropes.
The
izakaya
owner
calls
the
police,
and
not
having
enough
cash
to
pay
his
tab
is
a
problem
now
insignificant
compared
to
this
new
one.
He
was
jailed
on
a
Friday
and
deported
to
Canada
on
the
Monday;
he
had
two
days
to
bundle
his
gear
and
say
goodbye
to
his
son.
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sayonara!!!
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2.
Spotted
&
Engaged.
I
see
you
seeing
me...
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Warhol
double
portrait.
shot
through
the
Limited
Edition
Guinness
Andy
W
commemorative
glass
onto
an
envelope
below.
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the
cultural
sensitivity
of
manga:

see
if
you
can
spot
the
sheeny
and
the
chink
in
the
above
picture.
File
Under:
Sneaky
Squint-eyed
Lizard-face
Race
and
Impossibly
Massive
Glob-nose
Hucksters.
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3.
Close
Encounters
of
the
Second
Kind.
Natives
seem
friendly.
jump
in
..the
water's
warm.
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Zen
Buddhist
monks
enter
their
train
coach,
peaceably. I
spoke
with
a
French
monk
in
the
group,
who
told
me
this
was
an
annual
gathering
of
all
the
Zen
Buddhist
monasteries
in
the
Kinki
region
(Western
Japan)--like
Sturgis
for
the
meditation
set--with
one
monk
representing
each.
He
was
based
in
Kobe
and
said
he
liked
his
lifestyle
very
much.
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I
don't
know
but
I
think
that
bonsai
is
a
little
excessive.
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McDonald's
Escort
Kids:
Sweet
Lord!
but
I
hope
this
means
something
different
in
Japanese
English
than
it'd
mean
in
English
English.

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I
did
it
to
get
it
out
of
my
system;
but
instead
I
got
it
all
in
my
system.
ph:
hoop
earrings
girl
on
bed,
bra.
(It
all
has
to
start,
and
I
suppose
stop,
somewhere.)
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hmmm...maybe
it's
the
next
Empress
of
Japan
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Zen
Buddhist
monks
wait,
patiently,
for
their
train.
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don't
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Runcheon
on
the
Glass
big
day
for
ohanami
picnics
yesterday
(April
10,
Saturday)
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look
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...and
many
a
drunken
college
lass
or
lad.
some
of
whom
I
witnessed
having
a
bit
of
a
struggle
to
get
back
into
their
shoes.
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down!
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be
a
lamp
unto
thyself
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bite
my
long
train.
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fuck
the
sakura;
you
see
the
goddamn
numbers
from
last
month!?!
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mono
no
aware...remember?
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i
fucking
hate
judgmental
people.
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 pachyderma
ludaeus
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the
JR
train
conductors
stop,
turn
and
bow
to
the
entire
car
before
leaving
to
enter
the
next
one.
it's
very
gracious.
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a
lost
seagull
hovering
over
the
upper
deck
of
a
boat
on
the
setagawa
river
about
where
it
connects
to
lake
biwa.
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"That
is
One
Crazy
Site
You've
Got
There!"
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With
a
dearth
of
young
Japanese,
the
university
has
imported
a
new
crop
of
Chinese
students
to
fill
the
ranks...smart
lean
and
hungry,
like
America
before
the
wars
and
Japan
after...and
will
brook
no
bullshitting
around
on
their
dime.
I
will
have
my
hands
full
this
semester...perhaps
onward.
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Lived
on
the
Inside.
Seen
from
the
Outside.™
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fellow
readers:
if
you
like
this
site
please
spread
the
word
like
human
manure
over
an
Edo
Period
rice
field.
doumo
arigatou!
posting
a
link
to
this
site
also
much
appreciated
and
good
karma
for
you.
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I'm
sure
there's
a
story
behind
this,
and
I'm
betting
it
isn't
pretty.
abandoned
trousers
&
underpants,
spent
toilet
paper,
unflushed
dump.
zeze
jokoen
public
toilet,
soused
ohanami
weekend.
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